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Song Of Skyrim Song Of Skyrim

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Damn you harry!

Pretty much what ThisIsaDream said, I installed the game and saw the Harry Patridge reference on steam so i had to check this out. I think it's great, though I'll admit i did have to read the lyrics to understand it all. Congrats on the name drop but damn you for keeping me from playing it!



Inkjet - Aphex Twin Inkjet - Aphex Twin

Rated 0 / 5 stars

laziness bears no fruit...

im sorry but this is absolute shit. its a disgrace to aphex twin. you get no points for sound because it is not your own work. better luck next time.


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-Cordyceps- -Cordyceps-

Rated 5 / 5 stars

a great piece of art!!

this flash is really amazing, it exceeded my expectations. im a huge fan of aphex twin and im sure ive heard that song somewhere before but i cant really place it. i have over 150 of rdj's songs on my computer and many of his albums. the flash was very random, although this isnt neccessarily bad i think if there was a main theme that you went with and built upon as the song went on it might have been a little stronger. it would be great to see the song yellow calx set to something like the nes game klax, which fit perfectly together...anyway keep up the awesome work.


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Coil Coil

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A very creative, intriguing and beautiful game!

I am not really sure what the story is all about. To me, it seems like it is about a love, perhaps a forbidden love. The woman knows that it is not right, but she goes with it anyway. Or possibly rape is involved and the man forces her to bear children. It also seems that the idea of a cycle is important, from the very last few lines. Whatever this is about, it is a very emotional and though-provoking piece. I remember playing it when it was first submitted, but never finished. Now I have played through three times in a row, just to get a grasp on the story. I think the meaning is completely subjective and it means to you whatever you want it to mean.

For anyone stuck on specific levels:
1 - Move the mouse back and forth to move the sperm to the egg, once it is in a bit, the game will take over and move the sperm where it needs to be.

2 - Move the mouse around to separate the balls into three homogeneous (same) groups. They have a tendency to move to the correct group, so just keep moving them around until you get them grouped. You have to have the three groups completely separate from each other to finish the level.

3 - Rotate the mouse around the ball to move it left or right. The sperm things will move you up, but you want to go to the bottom. Hugging a wall helps as the sperm generally appear from the middle and will not be able to knock you upwards in time.

4 - Guide the tentacle with your mouse and capture the balls and move them into the thing at the bottom. The shrimp will carry them away, but you can let the first two take off and should have enough time to get what you need before they come back.

5 - This one is a little more involved. Placing the mouse over one of the ovaries at the sides will rotate the guy in the top screen. Placing it over the ribbed object across the bottom will move him forward. The goal is to get as many of the eggs into the uterus as you can (I think you need 4 or 5). Once you get close to a group of them, rotate the guy so his tentacles are over them and it will suck them in. You have to be fast because they do not last too long in the uterus. Placing the mouse over the uterus makes it jiggle, but I do not know that this does anything.

6 - Aim at the other thing floating around and the game will shoot at him for you. Just keep chasing him and he will eventually slow down so you can catch up and just stay next to him until the level ends.

7 - All you have to do really is let the game expel all the stuff and it is over. You can rotate around, but I do not know that this helps at all. Just be sure to let it float down to the bottom so you can see the cool water effects. Also do not go too crazy rotating the mouse around as you might skip the first part of the ending.

Hope this helped anyone that may have been stuck, and have fun figuring out what this all means to you personally!


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Creeping Creeping

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet stealth game!

This game is really awesome, I have almost no complaints. The controls are very responsive, nice variety of weapons and level designs. The game is really fun to play and having the option to stealth through all levels except the bosses is cool. I have been able to get master on every level except level 19, if anyone has been able to get that one please let me know. I have tried it many times and keep coming back to it and can not stealth through it. DarthBlam, it seems you are the only person with this problem...perhaps your aiming is terrible. Try to stealth through instead of killing everyone, it's more of a challenge and far more fun that way.


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Laser Crawler Laser Crawler

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game!!

Held my attention long enough to complete it, so that's good enough for me. Some of the levels were way too easy for how far in they were, but thats okay, level design is not always the easiest thing. Also, here is a better guide for level 40. Immediately head to the right the second the level starts. You want to hide behind the red laser block as the yellow laser below you goes past and then move to the north-western corner to allow the two yellow lasers to the lower right to pass by. After those have passed you want to immediately start heading to the right. The yellow laser at the top right will now be heading your way. Hide behind the middle eastern yellow laser block to avoid it then head clockwise around that block. You can now make a straight run from that mid-east block straight south then around the black blocks and directly into the exit. This final motion must be swift and you can not hesitate or the red laser will hit you as you try to get to the exit. Good luck and I hope this helps!!!


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Ahhh Crappy Song Ahhh Crappy Song

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

oi

total insanity, i love it...like the bass...great job...keep it up


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werd, dawg