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Coil Coil

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

A very creative, intriguing and beautiful game!

I am not really sure what the story is all about. To me, it seems like it is about a love, perhaps a forbidden love. The woman knows that it is not right, but she goes with it anyway. Or possibly rape is involved and the man forces her to bear children. It also seems that the idea of a cycle is important, from the very last few lines. Whatever this is about, it is a very emotional and though-provoking piece. I remember playing it when it was first submitted, but never finished. Now I have played through three times in a row, just to get a grasp on the story. I think the meaning is completely subjective and it means to you whatever you want it to mean.

For anyone stuck on specific levels:
1 - Move the mouse back and forth to move the sperm to the egg, once it is in a bit, the game will take over and move the sperm where it needs to be.

2 - Move the mouse around to separate the balls into three homogeneous (same) groups. They have a tendency to move to the correct group, so just keep moving them around until you get them grouped. You have to have the three groups completely separate from each other to finish the level.

3 - Rotate the mouse around the ball to move it left or right. The sperm things will move you up, but you want to go to the bottom. Hugging a wall helps as the sperm generally appear from the middle and will not be able to knock you upwards in time.

4 - Guide the tentacle with your mouse and capture the balls and move them into the thing at the bottom. The shrimp will carry them away, but you can let the first two take off and should have enough time to get what you need before they come back.

5 - This one is a little more involved. Placing the mouse over one of the ovaries at the sides will rotate the guy in the top screen. Placing it over the ribbed object across the bottom will move him forward. The goal is to get as many of the eggs into the uterus as you can (I think you need 4 or 5). Once you get close to a group of them, rotate the guy so his tentacles are over them and it will suck them in. You have to be fast because they do not last too long in the uterus. Placing the mouse over the uterus makes it jiggle, but I do not know that this does anything.

6 - Aim at the other thing floating around and the game will shoot at him for you. Just keep chasing him and he will eventually slow down so you can catch up and just stay next to him until the level ends.

7 - All you have to do really is let the game expel all the stuff and it is over. You can rotate around, but I do not know that this helps at all. Just be sure to let it float down to the bottom so you can see the cool water effects. Also do not go too crazy rotating the mouse around as you might skip the first part of the ending.

Hope this helped anyone that may have been stuck, and have fun figuring out what this all means to you personally!

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Creeping Creeping

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Sweet stealth game!

This game is really awesome, I have almost no complaints. The controls are very responsive, nice variety of weapons and level designs. The game is really fun to play and having the option to stealth through all levels except the bosses is cool. I have been able to get master on every level except level 19, if anyone has been able to get that one please let me know. I have tried it many times and keep coming back to it and can not stealth through it. DarthBlam, it seems you are the only person with this problem...perhaps your aiming is terrible. Try to stealth through instead of killing everyone, it's more of a challenge and far more fun that way.

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Laser Crawler Laser Crawler

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good game!!

Held my attention long enough to complete it, so that's good enough for me. Some of the levels were way too easy for how far in they were, but thats okay, level design is not always the easiest thing. Also, here is a better guide for level 40. Immediately head to the right the second the level starts. You want to hide behind the red laser block as the yellow laser below you goes past and then move to the north-western corner to allow the two yellow lasers to the lower right to pass by. After those have passed you want to immediately start heading to the right. The yellow laser at the top right will now be heading your way. Hide behind the middle eastern yellow laser block to avoid it then head clockwise around that block. You can now make a straight run from that mid-east block straight south then around the black blocks and directly into the exit. This final motion must be swift and you can not hesitate or the red laser will hit you as you try to get to the exit. Good luck and I hope this helps!!!

Single Noble Single Noble

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice game

i remember this game as a kid. im glad to see it making a digital comeback. i do have a new challenge though....the goal in game is to get down to one peg, but i ask to get as few jumps in before there are no possible moves left. My current best is 6 moves in 13 seconds with 26 pegs left...wooty woo!! 300 pts for that one...

- Heli Invasion II - - Heli Invasion II -

Rated 4 / 5 stars

pretty cool game

i did find a few problems with it though. around level 8 if you get the right upgrades your base is completely automated, which isnt inherently bad but it does take a bit from the game. but then around level 15 you had to start helping out with the ground troops, then at 18 you're completely fucked because there are no other upgrades and the last upgrade on the main gun is broken you hack, and the only thing i could do to survive was go into the buy section and click the health button as fast as possible but there was such a huge build up of troops at my base that my health meter went sporadically down to about negative 1000, which is when i died of course but all im saying is its impossible to get past that level as far as im concerned. you need to make either more weapons that attack the ground troops or more upgrades to the existing ones or possibly fixing the one for the main gun, although that probably wont be enough. all in all a great game....keep up the great work.

Cherry Cola Cherry Cola

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Very nice

It's nice to see some originality on NG. There must be a lot of dumbasses on here, especially the guy who couldnt get past level 2, wtf was he shooting into his veins??!?!? But really though, the only problems i encountered were some collision detection with the gravity reversal buttons and the runs weren't consistant. Sometimes if i left everything the same for two runs the cup would take a different path somehow...but i know this must've taken a while to finish and i enjoyed the last level, very sneaky....Keep up the excellent work.

Turbospirit Turbospirit

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

HAHAHA nice picture

i like the picture of "the dude" when you beat a course. that was fun. nostalgic, arcade game-ish

Thugjacker Half Thugjacker Half

Rated 5 / 5 stars


supurb, great game, just add some more elements like customization, use of the money, and more levels and we got a top notch game.....already the shit, just needs to be the shizznit...good job bro

All Hallow's Eve All Hallow's Eve

Rated 5 / 5 stars


I just spent an hour or so beating this game...damn you're good. Great job, keep it up.

Point: 72810
Money: 8869

Story Of A Loney Guy Story Of A Loney Guy

Rated 0 / 5 stars


oh, you must be one of those crack babies that have special needs...but that leads me to one did you get a hold of a computer?!?! craziness, what were you thinking?